At long last, the onscreen pairing of Henry Cavill and Jake Gyllenhaal is here

This movie will break Datalounge.

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It’s Taurus (HC) and Sagittarius (JG)

Hard to believeJakey is in his 40's. I Remember Donnie Darko. This will flop. Neither guy gets good box office.

Psssst r2

The expectation is this will sell to streaming

They better be smart. Play up the homoerotic banter and lean into to the gay rumors both guys have had. That's the key to success here, can make something fun.

[quote]The expectation is this will sell to streaming

Good. Watching at home is so much more satisfying than crowding in with the assholes of America.

Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare sold to Lionsgate which was an outlier

This will probably either sell to Netflix or Amazon the latter of which may release theatrically via MGM but the goal is to four-wall it on Prime

Probably won’t go to Apple which has been sitting on Argylle unsure how to market it (allegedly first movie to have been written by AI)

My bet is Amazon/MGM

Amazon reason being existing relationship with Gyllenhaal (Roadhouse) and Cavill (Warhammer)

Relationship between Netflix and Cavill is probably strained

He sucks. The only movie he made that was ok, was Snatch.

Wait. So Gyllenhaal is remaking Roadhouse? You mean the Patrick Swayze Roadhouse. Oh, dear God, nooooo!

In other news....Jake Gyllenhaal to fuck Henry Cavill!

R12 I think Jake must be a bottom. So Henry has the "upper hand."

I never understood why Jake is considered attractive or a good actor. I did not appreciate his performance in Brokeback Mountain or in any other role with his role in Jarhead particularly jarring.

Henry, on the other hand, I find beautiful, but he has the charisma of a block of wood.

Aren't they supposed to be exes? Back when Jake was filming Prince of Persia and flying over to Dublin every weekend to fuck Cavill, who was filming The Tudors?

There was absolutely no basis for those rumors other than some idiot who used to post here as “Keram Malicki Sanchez” and posted strange thinks like Anderson Cooper having swaths of brown leather from which he would choose the shade of his new lover

Keram Malicki Sanchez knows…

I don't remember it from the Keram stuff. Didn't the Prince of Persia director hint at it, after the film bombed?

Yes, the director of the movie is going to out his closeted star.

I tried to AI them together but Midjourney is not having it

Does this take place in an STD clinic?

Can anyone tell me what was the last film that attracted speculation on here over whether the two male leads wound up having sex?

Actually nevermind it was Gyllenhaal’s Far From Home with Tom Holland.

How much does the public suspect about Gyllenhaal?

Midjourney keeps combining them into two people with features from both. Very creepy. I think it may find them too similar looking to differentiate.

Anyway, given that they are somewhat similar looking and actors are very narcissistic people, it does sort of make it inevitable, doesn’t it? I don’t think they may even have much in common or will even like each other too much, very different personalities. But the sex would be insane, almost blasphemous.

They may almost kill each other doing it.

At R27 Jake on the left looks like Aaron Rodgers.

In velvet buzzaw jake's Anus was shaved or waxed or lasered. For Henry???

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